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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 12:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

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Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

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No go.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

No, not a chance

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...